Death Humorist Gifts

IRS. They are both inevitable but at least the IRS grants extensions.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"It just doesn't have the same panache."

"Did you say these things come in cycles?"

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

Zombie standup

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

End the Winter Blues

Tim Burton

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Death coach..."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"You run into a window, too?"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"It's obviously an original."

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

The game comes first...

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Special Place in Hell...

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Perfect! By the way, I'm a huge fan of your movies!"

"Now that you've been given the vaccine, let us know if you start craving raw meat."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'