Execution Humorist Gifts

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"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

CEO.

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"We got the cactus account!"

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Pardon my glove."

Mirror Solves Problem of Down Trend in Sales 'Problem solved, J.B.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...