Explosion Humorist Gifts

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Dynamite little combo

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Do you have an appointment?'

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"