Explosive Humorists Gifts

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Dynamite little combo

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Gender Reveal

"I thought the snow would never start"

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

'Death in the 'life' section of library'