Explosive Comedy Aficionado Gifts

'Do you have an appointment?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Dynamite little combo

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

The world's first exploding cricket box...

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Is he expecting you?'

Ernie's Discount Clinic. Fragile. I didn't see the need to go to medical school. I just give everybody a clock

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'

"How did the science test go?"

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Load explodes on impact.

Open Mic Nacht

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Russell Brand.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

Gilmore Slugs

Arch enemy.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Revenge of the Fish

"We heard you were dying in here."

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

Canned Laughter

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"