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'Do you have an appointment?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Dynamite little combo

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"You must be the demolition team."

'Is he expecting you?'

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'

"How did the science test go?"

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Load explodes on impact.

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

"We heard you were dying in here."

Revenge of the Fish

Gilmore Slugs

Arch enemy.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Canned Laughter

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

I brake for EVERYTHING.

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'