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"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Dynamite little combo

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

Nuclear Families

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Try rebooting.'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"How did the science test go?"