Explosive Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Dynamite little combo

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"How did the science test go?"

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."