Explosive Humor Lover Gifts

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Dynamite little combo

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'Do you have an appointment?'

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

Load explodes on impact.

"How did the science test go?"

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Put it on my tab.'

The Grim Raker

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

Arch enemy.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Revenge of the Fish

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

I brake for EVERYTHING.

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'