Explosive Entertainer Gifts

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Dynamite little combo

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'Don't you ever knock?'

Roller Coasters

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Pottery Slam

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Tom Waits.

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"He's always had a short fuse."

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

The Imperfect Hostess

Revenge of the Fish

Arch enemy.

Alien

I brake for EVERYTHING.

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'My snake is old. First, I have to wake him.'

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

'Pepper, anyone?'

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

"Just light the wick and you have a paint that's 'xtremely easy to apply!"

'Yeah, it's different, but somehow it lacks edge.'

"I've grown to love life on the edge."