Extravagant Entertainer Gifts

Two women blowing air kisses.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Baroque Peacock

"An everything Martini, please."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Don't you ever knock?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Pottery Slam

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

Tom Waits.

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

A cocktail in a tuba

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

Ventriloquists dummy

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"I have a taste for luxury."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Hospital bed shortages

Expensive Restaurant

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."