Extravagant Entertainer Mugs

Two women blowing air kisses.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Baroque Peacock

"An everything Martini, please."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Pottery Slam

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

A cocktail in a tuba

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Tom Waits.

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"I don't think air guitar counts."

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"I have a taste for luxury."

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Ventriloquists dummy

Hospital bed shortages

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."