Explosive Painter Gifts

"Just light the wick and you have a paint that's 'xtremely easy to apply!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Face painting.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Jackson Pollock as a child

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Graffiti Art Class

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Easter Egg Painting.

"You must be the demolition team."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

Man Painting Road.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

I like when they leave something to the imagination.