Explosive Painter Gifts

"Just light the wick and you have a paint that's 'xtremely easy to apply!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Face painting.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Jackson Pollock as a child

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Graffiti Art Class

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Man Painting Road.

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"You must be the demolition team."

"How was your day, dear?"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

"He's always had a short fuse."