Playful Painter Gifts

Jackson Pollock as a child

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Angelic Wine

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Mice Cream

The Sculptor

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

Happy Hog - Manet

Sailor boy

The Gong

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Jumble Sale

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Pogo Cellist

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Easter Egg Painting.

Action shot portrait.

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Man Painting Road.

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Helium Guitar Festival

Naked Hamlet

"They are our creative midfield."

I like when they leave something to the imagination.