Playful Paper Artist Gifts

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Jackson Pollock as a child

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'Once again, I fold.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Formula One car origami

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Printers

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

International House of Paperwork

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Cow InOut Trays.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'