Paper Artist Gifts

'Once again, I fold.'

Paper Men Chain

Printers

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Formula One car origami

"I just don't feel cutout to be here."

'He's sad because he had an origami business... unfortunately it folded!'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

World Origami Championships...

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

International House of Paperwork

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Origami time!

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Making Christmas Decorations

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"