Explosive Thinker Gifts

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Innovative

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Rodin's THE FEELER

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Jeremy Bentham

"You must be the demolition team."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

The Limits of Satire

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Walking on Sunbeams

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"According to my readings, their civilization was already in decline and Frasier The Musical pushed it over the brink."

"He's always had a short fuse."

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

In and Outre Tray

"That's very controversial!"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'