Explosive Expert Gifts

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Crazy Scientist

"You must be the demolition team."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"How did the science test go?"

Load explodes on impact.