Explosive Ordnance Disposal Specialist Gifts

"How was your day, dear?"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Meow Power Demolition team.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"You must be the demolition team."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'I'm screwed...'

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"He's always had a short fuse."

Mines at Sea