Bomb Disposal Technician Gifts

"...And then in the numbers in the column don't add up correctly, I have to start all over again. It really is quite a stressful job."

'Cut the blue wire!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Brain Bomb Detector

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

People of Courage

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Mines at Sea

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Target practice

Bug bomb squad.

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

Men throwing themselves from office window "Wait guys, it was all a computer error"

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'