Bomb Disposal Technician Gifts

"...And then in the numbers in the column don't add up correctly, I have to start all over again. It really is quite a stressful job."

'Cut the blue wire!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"He did it!"

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Brain Bomb Detector

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

People of Courage

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"How was your day, dear?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Mines at Sea

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Target practice

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Bug bomb squad.

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

Men throwing themselves from office window "Wait guys, it was all a computer error"

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'