
Marionette Bomb Squad
Celebrate the bravery and expertise of explosive ordnance technicians with gifts that blend humor, respect, and personality. Perfect for those who handle danger with skill and courage, these products make meaningful tokens of appreciation and pride.
Marionette Bomb Squad
'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
'Mind you don't wake the baby.'
Movies vs. Films
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
'What it all means is, ker-booom!'
'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'
'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'
'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'
Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.
'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'
' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'
'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'
Safety first - be aware of what is around you.
"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."
'I was cleaning it and it went off.'
Nuclear Families
"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."
"You must be the demolition team."
Crazy Scientist
'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).
"How was your day, dear?"
"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"
Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson
"I always put things off until the last minute."
'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'
'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'
'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'
'Boy, your mother has a temper!'
"He's always had a short fuse."
"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."
Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.
A combustion of chemists
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