Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician Gifts

Bomb Disposal Expert.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Brain Bomb Detector

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Red Wire of Black Wire?

Crazy Scientist

"You must be the demolition team."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

Teardown just got easier! Introducing the campsite compactor 3000!

Mines at Sea

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"He's always had a short fuse."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'Cut the blue wire!'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'