Bomb Disposal Gifts

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"He did it!"

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Santa Claws...

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Brain Bomb Detector

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"How was your day, dear?"

Mines at Sea

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Bug bomb squad.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

80's Teen

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'Cut the blue wire!'

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'...and stay out!'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.

'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'

Fly-Tipping