Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician Prints

Bomb Disposal Expert.

Movies vs. Films

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"You must be the demolition team."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"How was your day, dear?"

Crazy Scientist

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Teardown just got easier! Introducing the campsite compactor 3000!

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Mines at Sea

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"He's always had a short fuse."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'Cut the blue wire!'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'