Explosive Ordnance Technician Mugs

Marionette Bomb Squad

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Crazy Scientist

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"You must be the demolition team."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'Boy, your mother has a temper!'

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"He's always had a short fuse."

A combustion of chemists

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."