Explosives Expert Mugs

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.

'No dear,Daddy WAS an explosives expert...'

Sisyphus and the Mine

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Nuclear Families

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"You must be the demolition team."