Bomb Disposal Expert Mugs

'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

"Stand back! It could go off at any time!"

'We'll do the trim tomorrow, and we can diffuse that bomb if you want.'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

Bomb Disposal Expert.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Hold on, Bob's little rocketship just started ticking."

Brain Bomb Detector

Mines at Sea

"Great! Now just cut the blue wire and you're home free."

"Thank God no-one was injured Sir. The device was home-made and from analysis of the blast radius....Looks like they used fertilizer!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Marionette Bomb Squad

Roadside Bombs in Afghanistan.

'No dear,Daddy WAS an explosives expert...'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I 'ad that bomb disposal squad in the back of my cab the other day.'

"Well, crap!"

"It was later agreed that the use of party poppers to celebrate the completion of Captain Myer's fiftieth job had not been a good idea."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

"I always put things off until the last minute."

A man in a padded suit stands behind a scientist

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"He did it!"

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'