Explosive Ordnance Disposal Specialist Mugs

"How was your day, dear?"

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'I'm screwed...'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"You must be the demolition team."

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.