Explosion Expert Gifts

Fire at the fireworks factory.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"My son, the chemist."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monster Clown

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Brain Bomb Detector

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"You must be the demolition team."

Crazy Scientist

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'