Explosion Expert Pillows

Fire at the fireworks factory.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"My son, the chemist."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monster Clown

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Brain Bomb Detector

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Nuclear Families

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

Red Wire of Black Wire?

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"I always put things off until the last minute."