Explosive Innovator Gifts

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Sold his air rights."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Crazy Scientist

"You must be the demolition team."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

I just invented the past tense and the present tense! Oh, did you, now?

Revenge of the Fish

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.