Explosive Thinkers Gifts

"I plan to teach the high point of my career quickly."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Beckett on ice

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

The Limits of Satire

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"You must be the demolition team."