Explosive Thinkers Gifts

"I plan to teach the high point of my career quickly."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Movies vs. Films

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Nuclear Families

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Beckett on ice

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

The Limits of Satire

"You must be the demolition team."