Explosives Gifts

'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

Fire at the fireworks factory.

'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Movies vs. Films

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"How was your day, dear?"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Crazy Scientist

"You must be the demolition team."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Try rebooting.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"He that can remove the sword shall be king, eh? Heh, heh - Guess we're looking at the future King Bertie."

"He's always had a short fuse."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."