Explosions Gifts

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Movies vs. Films

'Whatever you do, don't ask him about the Big Bang theory.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Monster Clown

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Nuclear Families

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Graffiti Art Class

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Crazy Scientist

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"How did the science test go?"

Load explodes on impact.