Explosion Excitement Gifts

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Movies vs. Films

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

Graffiti Art Class

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Nuclear Families

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"WHEEEE!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"You must be the demolition team."

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'