Group Excitement Gifts

"Is there any truth in the rumour this office has won the lottery?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Spontaneous Kombucha

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Group hug.

"I think I speak for all of us."

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Thriller of the Week

Big Cheese

The Iowa Carcasses.

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

'Instead of going to that boring museum for a class trip, I suggest we go to the World Series of Poker. I'm sure the rest of the class won't mind.'

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

"I do enjoy group activities."

'He's whooping it up again.'