Group Gathering Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Polygamists' Picnic

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

Responsibility and duties

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

Conference Pears

Rose Toast

'I meet therefore I MANAGE.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

One of Many California Gene Pools

The Sky Is The Limit

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'