Team Celebrations Gifts

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

The trauma of losing.

Teamwork

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Win - win

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Happy Champion

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

Corporate thinking.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'We're still crazy then ...'

A Busy Sports Bar

"It's over!"

'Birdie.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Big Cheese

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Don't shake.

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"