Team Celebrations Gifts

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

The trauma of losing.

Teamwork

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Win - win

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Happy Champion

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Corporate thinking.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'Birdie.'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

A Busy Sports Bar

'We're still crazy then ...'

"It's over!"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Big Cheese

Don't shake.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Bears Win!!!

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'