Team Success Celebration Gifts

Teamwork

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The trauma of losing.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Win - win

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Happy Champion

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Corporate thinking.

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

A Busy Sports Bar

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'Birdie.'

"It's over!"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Don't shake.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Big Cheese

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"I take it you got the job?"