Goal Celebration Gifts

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Teamwork

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

High Five

Brava

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"It's over!"

'Birdie.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

The man who finally got his account in the black

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

PhD

Don't shake.

Goal!

Singer

Big Cheese

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"His grant application was accepted."

"I take it you got the job?"

Pelé

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."