Goal Celebrator Gifts

Pele.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Jumping Man

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

First Prize!

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

'She said her first words today.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Smiley Victory Fingers

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

Goal!

Mohamed Salah

"Where are you flying to?"

Singer

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'

"Darling! He's walking!"

Fernando Torres

Karim Benzema

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.