Goal Celebrator T-Shirts

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Jumping Man

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

First Prize!

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

'She said her first words today.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Smiley Victory Fingers

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

Singer

"Where are you flying to?"

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

Goal!

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Darling! He's walking!"