Goal Celebration T-Shirts

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Teamwork

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

High Five

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Brava

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"It's over!"

'Birdie.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

PhD

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Big Cheese

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

Singer

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Goal!

Don't shake.

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"His grant application was accepted."

"I take it you got the job?"

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Pelé

Winner Celebrating with Champagne