Goal Celebration Enthusiast T-Shirts

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Swanking goal scorer churns up turf.

Pelé

Goal!

"Why can't they just nod their appreciation?"

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go! Means NOW!

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Punishment for the kicker.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Well, we made it.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Sergio Kun Aguero

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Have you been in long?'

Luis Suarez

Singer

"Where are you flying to?"

Mohamed Salah

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'Want a good full back?'

Karim Benzema

Fernando Torres

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

James Ward-Prowse

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"