Goal Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fernando Torres

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

Spying on the Football Match

"Where are you flying to?"

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Football

Mohamed Salah

Karim Benzema

"So a 'brilliant cross' is when the ball happens to plonk on a bloke's bonce and go in, is it?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

The best goalie in the world!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Punishment for the kicker.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

Goal!

Protecting the goal.

Luis Suarez

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

David de Gea

Pelé