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"I don't intend to be a drover's dog all my life."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Reach for the Star.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Go! Means NOW!

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

What else is there to wish for?

The Salesman

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Business Target

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

The best goalie in the world!

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

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"Do you call this a business plan?"