Goal-scoring Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Want a good full back?'

James Ward-Prowse

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Punishment for the kicker.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Goal

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Sergio Kun Aguero

"Where are you flying to?"

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Mohamed Salah

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

Luis Suarez

Goal!

Jesus Saves

David de Gea

David Beckham

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Football

Diego Maradona, 1960-2020

Fernando Torres

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'