Achievement Celebrator Gifts

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"No mention of her serve."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Jumping Man

Planting a Flag on the Summit

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

'She said her first words today.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Proud mums.

Brava

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

PhD

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

Graduate.

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

50th Birthday Balloons

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'