Academic Achievement Celebrator Gifts

"Everything's higher this year."

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Exam

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'What's play?'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

His Master's Thesis.

Super Student

"I lettered in spelling."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"I started a collection!"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."