Academic Achievement Celebrator Mugs

"Everything's higher this year."

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Exam

'What's play?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

His Master's Thesis.

"I lettered in spelling."

Super Student

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I started a collection!"

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'